A “swing voter” was on his way to the polls when he was mugged and left wounded in an alley.
A “liberal” man happened by on his way to a rally for the “right” presidential candidate. He did not have time to stop, but he worked the emotional story into his speech a few minutes later.
A “conservative” man happened by on his way to vote for the “right” candidate. He was in a rush to cast his ballot and then return to the office to work, something this vagrant should consider doing, he thought to himself.
An “independent” man heard groans and rushed to the wounded man’s side. He called an ambulance and stayed with the victim until family could make it to the hospital. By that time, the polls were closed.
Did the independent “waste” his vote?